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Whoaaaaa back up a minute. I better be getting paid by the hour for this sort of thing. :p
ReplyDeleteHoly love for all things Canadian!!!
ReplyDelete@Chica-Of course you are being paid, silly. I sent your portion of the take (and it was a considerable amount) to Petra. She will be sending you your cut. k?
ReplyDelete@queenie-(queenie??) Ummmm. Yeah. Me too. You are hot for the picture, you mean. Right? :) Why do I sense Bridget's hand in this??
I like the way you just sign my up for shit without my consent Mister! And Chica - that "cut" he refers to is gonna come from his ASS so I hope you like smelly things....
ReplyDelete@Petra-Damn, girl. You are scaring me now. Are you in the middle of another one of those alcohol-induced blackouts of yours? I hope not. Because I've sent Chica's money to your PayPal account and if you've drank it up already, I don't know what she will do to you. Can't be responsible.
ReplyDeleteAnd, just for the record—and I have it in writing, you know—you are the one who approached ME about doing this, practically BEGGING me to give you a link—even promising to give me an award of some kind on your blog. I enjoy a joke as much as the next person, Petra, but enough is enough. K?
And, while you are at it, stop sending me those love letter emails. I don't know how you got your hands on my personal email address anyway.
I will be posting those other links this afternoon, as you requested. So be nice.
@queenie. Sorry for getting you mixed up with a delicious psychopath I am currently in love with. I promise you will be safe if you return. :)
ReplyDelete@Petra-And go sign up for a google account and get an avatar for your comments or I swear I will make one up for you. You have been warned. Don't show your face without showing your face. Or the face of some zombie or something. Don't think I won't do it, baby.
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meow.
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