Thursday, March 6, 2014

Panic Attack

Whenever I have a panic attack I put a brown paper bag over my mouth and drink all the vodka from the bottle inside.

I may have the mouth of a drunken sailor, but I have a heart of fucking gold.

Pleasing people is much harder than simply annoying the crap out of them.

"I'll stick my foot so far up your ass the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst," he said softly.

My favorite part of rap music is the part where I change the station.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Facebook is free. Comment is free.

No, there's no charge to belong to Facebook. And there's no charge to post a hate-flame comment on the Guardian either. But is it really free?

Always remember if you don't have to pay for the product, it means you are the product.

Thursday, January 30, 2014