Friday, October 29, 2010

Dead but still funny


My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"
—Buddy Hackett

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Losing an old friend

In other news, the French government has been quietly dismantling the Eiffel Tower to make room for the staging for a Lady Ga Ga concert.

When interviewed, young fans were not sure why the tower was there in the first place.


Sunday, October 24, 2010

If I had only known...

... how hard it was going to be to teach a pet honeybee how to walk upright, I would never have begun the task in the first place. Now that I am finally ready to reap my financial reward, I find out her life-span is 4 months, and it took 3 to train her.

Ah, Molly, I hardly knew ye. On the bright side, I don't have to spring for a Christmas present.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Solving problems

When I am working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I am finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
—Buckminster Fuller