Sunday, October 24, 2010

If I had only known...

... how hard it was going to be to teach a pet honeybee how to walk upright, I would never have begun the task in the first place. Now that I am finally ready to reap my financial reward, I find out her life-span is 4 months, and it took 3 to train her.

Ah, Molly, I hardly knew ye. On the bright side, I don't have to spring for a Christmas present.


  1. Maybe the 4th time will be the charm? And I assure you I was maximally sober when I posted...

    Every time it starts to look like the bottom might be dropping out of this life for me, something like your brilliantly humorous POST will come along and make me laugh until I can't breathe and end up tinkling my favorite chair... and then I realize life is worth it, just to see wonders like Molly and your incredibly funny write up about her!


  2. Thank you for visiting, Polygene. I was sober too, believe it or not. :)


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