Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
3 clicks on your AdSense, buddy
I received this in my blogcat email today. I shared it with BC and google before I changed the name on the link.
DipshitRealEstate said:
hi! i visited your site and gave you 3 ad$en$e clicks. plz...do the same.
December 29th 2008 -
Of course, since I don't run adsense ads on my blogs anymore (The checks for 2 cents and 3 cents were piling up) I am curious which ones he clicked on. Surely such a dolt wouldn't be LYING????
If any of you wants to buy a house right now, I'm sure you will want to put this fuck really high on your list of people to "guide you through the process." Buying a house is so haaaaaaaard.
But this is really a post about why it is so hard to turn people in for violating terms of service with google. Why does google stonewall all personal contact? Why do ALL large companies stonewall with FAQs and "Help" heh instead of letting you send them an email?
Because they suck golf balls through a hose. That's what Ettarose told me.
Funny, only the very largest, Walmart, will talk to you personally.
So I know it is possible. Eat shit and die, Google. And Target.
I feel better now.
DipshitRealEstate said:
hi! i visited your site and gave you 3 ad$en$e clicks. plz...do the same.
December 29th 2008 -
Of course, since I don't run adsense ads on my blogs anymore (The checks for 2 cents and 3 cents were piling up) I am curious which ones he clicked on. Surely such a dolt wouldn't be LYING????
If any of you wants to buy a house right now, I'm sure you will want to put this fuck really high on your list of people to "guide you through the process." Buying a house is so haaaaaaaard.
But this is really a post about why it is so hard to turn people in for violating terms of service with google. Why does google stonewall all personal contact? Why do ALL large companies stonewall with FAQs and "Help" heh instead of letting you send them an email?
Because they suck golf balls through a hose. That's what Ettarose told me.
Funny, only the very largest, Walmart, will talk to you personally.
So I know it is possible. Eat shit and die, Google. And Target.
I feel better now.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
For that special someone
Buy that special someone who already has everything some clown shoes for Christmas. Great ice-breakers. In more ways than one. From The Magic Depot. Imported from England. But of course.
"We here at The Magic Depot are proud to present "ShoeBees"! Our line of professional clown shoes are simply the best! They are made of Real Leather. All the shoes have a hard shell bubble toe. All the colors are bright and really stand out. You won't be able to take your eyes of these shoes!"
• All leather construction for long life and durably, vibrant colors and unique patterns and design.
• One size fits all. Perfect for clowns, children entertainers, MCs, circus entertainers, etc.
• Imported from England, one size fits all! Spice up your act today with a pair of these cool clown shoes!
She'll love you for it. Honest.
Friday, December 12, 2008
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