Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Your Harry bounces quite well

Your Prince Harry is in New York, in case you were wondering and have missed him. So is his pop.

He bounces quite well. He did get up and remount his pony. I mean got back in the saddle again. You know what I mean.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

I'm really sorry

I want to apologize to my throngs of South African readers for writing the word fag in one of my other posts today. I want to say it was just a slip of the tongue but somehow that seems even worse. Just put down the vuvuzelas and go home. The party is over anyway.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Singing America

I, too, sing America

I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.

I'll be at the table
When company comes,
Nobody'll dare
Say to me
"Eat in the kitchen,"

They'll see how beautiful I am
And be ashamed--

I, too, am America.
—Langston Hughes