Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Slapping Robot

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner with his family.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school. [robot slaps son}

Son: Ok, I lied. I went to see a movie.

Dad: Which movie?

Son: Toy Story. [robot slaps son]

Son: Ok! It was porn!

Dad: What??? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was! [robot slaps dad]

Mom: Forgive him, dear. After all, he is your son. [robot slaps mom]


  1. So this is your idea of humor, turd brain? This one is even worse than the stupid poetry one about how "your own hand can often bring you closer to that special intimacy again". You should be locked up, perv.

  2. You can't expect those of us with pure and simple minds to understand the depth of your thoughts, now can you?

  3. Height, I mean height. The heights of your lofty thoughts. Of course. Sorry.

  4. @Caroline - you mean about robots?

  5. @ Max sure.... robots and small dogs.


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