No matter how fast light travels, darkness got there first and was waiting for it.—Terry Pratchett
Fast? I'm so fast I can turn out the light and jump into bed before the room gets dark.
—Muhammad Ali
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
—Steven Wright
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
—Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
—Steven Wright
To fly as fast as thought, you must begin by knowing that you have already arrived.
—Richard Bach (Jonathan Livingston Seagull)
God made me fast, and when I run I feel his pleasure.
—Eric Liddell
The trouble with talking too fast is you might say something you haven't thought of yet.
—Ann Landers
Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere.
—Robert Anthony
