Saturday, August 9, 2008

Pub Closed today until Noon MDT (7pm GMT)


Regulars may still enter through rear, but you must help decorate if you come early!

18 comments:

  1. Max is feeling good today people. Will feel better when A. stops by for a chat. Then we will both go over and drag Caroline out of bed.

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  2. The male strippers showed up late last night. Does anybody know why they are asking me to buy so much whip cream? What do they do with it, anyway?

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  3. I am decoration enough.

    put me to work, ha!

    just make those guys happy and buy them whatever they request.

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  4. I've sent you a decoration via email, Max.

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  5. Here's a great party game... Ya still got that golden cock hanging around? Instead of bobbing for apples, we can have bobbing for golden cocks. Ladies only, please.

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  6. Good game idea, Redbeard. And thanks also for the novel dart target you sent as well. (Kidding, of course.) But I think no Golden Cock bobbing. The Likely award means to much to me to abuse it like that, I don't want to rip it from it's trophy mounting, and it wouldn't float anyway. However, your basic idea is sound, and I will think of something else that floats. Some of the ladies prefer to bob the real thing, though. And they will mostly be "interacting" with the strippers and the smooth boys. It's a poser, Redbeard. I do like the concept.... :)

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  7. Debbie. Of course. Off to the wine cellar with you then. And when you have finished bringing up a supply of the good stuff, you may take the whipping cream back to the Srippers' dressing room. Also, both of the smooth boys need a re-shave or touch-up waxing before the pub opens. :)

    How are you today Deb?

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  8. I think I can manage to help the smooth boys while checking on the wines. Spanish wines it will be, a Tempranillo.

    Getting new shoes for the party and of course playing with new straight hair doos!

    Off to get the shoes and a pedi now, I want to be ready for the party.

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  9. How do you "doo" straight hair? Curl it? ::chortles:: Seriously. Isn't the point of straight hair to just let if fall straight down?????

    signed,
    puzzled or naive in Seattle

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  10. Claire says she is going to change her hair color soon. I vote a little lighter shade, then add blonde streaks. Anybody else care to vote?

    (We WERE speaking of hair, right?)

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  11. Max, Of course I've thought of that, however if we can dip into your collection of rubber dildoes (rubber floats, right?), I'm sure you'd be most generous.

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  12. Redbeard, probably not. You will come to know the ladies on this blog better than that as time goes by. They are not objects to me. They are my friends. Please don't be upset, K?

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  13. I'm not upset, just having a bit of fun. Relax, Max.

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  14. Oh, I know that, Red. For sure. The games will probably just be the darts and the pool, along with whatever drinking games Catherine and Caroline (and others) decide. It will be a good time! And thanks for the music, dude!

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  15. Here I am, better late than never I suppose. Is Caroline still asleep? Who's doing straight hair? That's so unfair.

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  16. Wotcha, am here at last. I have my cocktail menu somewhere around, so can offer many interesting drinks. I've also got some interesting nibbles in the oven.
    Hmm. I think we need to invent some cocktails with names like 'the Relax Max' and 'the Golden Cock'.

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  17. Hey Catherine. Wait up. Take charge of that while I get a party post put up and start working with the pics.

    And take my first drink. Perhaps in a minute or two on that. :)

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  18. @ max,

    you are sooooo straight, you just don't get it. Even straight hair needs work. Time spent with the flat iron to give it movement. We work hard to make it look as though we haven't done a thing but get out of bed!

    @a.

    I so totally got a chemical straightener on my hair and I am loving it! It feels so decadent.

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