Although I am admittedly having trouble setting up certain portions of the entertainment for the pub party tomorrow, I did want you to know that I thoroughly enjoyed the entertainment at the awards banquet that Lord Likely provided as part of my Golden Cock award. Of course, I had to travel back in time to see it, and there is hardly enough room in the time machine for more than three people, but I did want to share some of the excitement with you.Probably this is not going to happen at our party, either between Petra and Claire, or between Petra and Chica. Or between anyone else. Pole and lap Dancers, hen-party male strippers (of the natural hairy kind, and smooth boy belly shotters are still on as far as I know.
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Also...
Last night at the pub we held the preliminary round of the pool tournament. The finals will be held Saturday at the party. Caroline beat Claire last night in the semi (three-hand division) but Claire has lodged a protest over Caroline's "double-double" technique, so it is still up in the air. See photo below.
In the above photo, we see Caroline playing with herself as Claire waits her turn for a shot at her in the 3-way elimination round last night at the Slap and Tickle. Caroline won quite easily, in fact Claire took quite a pounding as she just couldn't seem to get her balls to drop all night. However, a formal protest has been lodged, with Claire contending that the rules do not allow for double-avataring, and that such tactics amount to piling on. Both ladies are from the North of England. The finals will be held Saturday night.
[Expert PhotoShopping by Chica. Thanks Chica.]
i never realised Claire was such a sore looser... Bring all you got tomorrow... we'll see who's the champ :)
ReplyDeleteI am a sore loser! But I cant play pool for shit.
ReplyDeleteWatch it Caroline. She's trying to hustle you. Don't let her sneak up on you. She's an expert at this. But you can do it, too!
ReplyDeleteWell that is just typical :)
ReplyDeleteI love girls playing pool, I can watch that all day. Entertainment on several different levels. I approve.
ReplyDeleteSweet photoshopping, shame Max can't take credit for that. But you did the macrimonious thing. Plus we all know if you didn't, Chica would kick your ass into 2009. ;)
Redbeard, this is one comment I am staying away from. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd "women" dude. "Women." You like to watch WOMEN play pool. Arrghhh!
Awww, c'mon. Live dangerously, lord knows you do.
ReplyDeleteRedbeard. I probably missed you. But I want to remind you about music tomorrow. Party mix.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, play some girly... erm... womanly top 40 shit? Yeah I got that with all that with what my old lady downloads.
ReplyDeleteShould I put the shovel away? ;)
Cheeky bugger
ReplyDeleteYa shoulda let me change that before ya posted it man. All is well though. Besides she may have multiple persona's just like yourself. Or not.
ReplyDeleteI like how Redbeard says I can kick your ass in to the next year. I'm not an animal abuser, but given the right motivation.. ok no still wouldn't harm an animal. Unless it was something like a grizzly that wanted to tear me apart.
Hmm. So get your shit together and get this stuff ready, as for Redbeard he'd better bring the right music, or I'm kicking HIM into next year! :p
Redbeard, just play a few things that somebody in the world has heard of besides yourself. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't have that many personas but, it has been known.
ReplyDeleteDuly noted.
ReplyDelete::writes down "don't play weird indie shit"::
Got it! ;)
Chica, no- I did it on purpose. It was the only one I showed early. I just wanted to say that "here is a picture of Caroline playing with herself." You don't think it was funny as is? :)
ReplyDeletePS-don't you love it when I talk to you like a real human even though you are just one of my characters? I'll bet Redbeard is confused as shit! Did you hear him talking to you like you were real? Unbefuckinglievable!
Caroline, I like all your pesonas. You are so unpredictable. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd Chica, don't worry. It will be ready. I have a whole day to decorate the pub. Besides, it's Carolines' pub. It's her problem, not mine.
ReplyDelete::sarcastic laugh:: How stupid do you really think I am Max?
ReplyDeleteWait... DON'T answer that.
Rebeard, I sure don't think you are stupid. Not at all. But Chica is only a picture that I change frequently. And 2 more websites that our people run. But I am flattered (although more than a little skeptical) that you still think she is real. Most of the people who follow this blog have known for a long that Chica was only an invention. Sorry, buddy.
ReplyDeleteThere is no Tom, there is no Kelly, there is no Stephen. We are all in the Matrix. Swallow the red pill or the blue pill. And drink heavily.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, and am 100% real, you don't own my persona, don't steal it either, or I'm putting a shock collar on you!
ReplyDeleteKel, whatever are you talking about? I am only trying to make you stop by and comment more often. Do I have to talk behind your back to get you over here where you belong?
ReplyDeleteIt's Redbeard who is the new character. Do you like him? I still have to work on him a little because he is hard to understand sometimes.
ReplyDeleteShall I have him dance for you? Would you like to see his ass? :)