Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Happy Birthday to the best Miss Coppertone ever!



*Everybody in the pub singing now*

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy biiiirrrthday dear Debbbbbeeeee!
Happy birthday to you!

(And many mooooooooore!)

Keep your shiny side up when you are out in the Florida sun. And keep your pants pulled up. :)



Just in case anybody gets the wrong idea, "Keep your pants pulled up" refers to a very famous Coppertone Ad:

21 comments:

  1. Max you really must have some sort of warning when you're posting smoothies, my coworkers are giving me odd looks!

    And again, happy birthday Debbie!

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  2. thanks redbeard.

    max, I really appreciate a smoothie for breakfast.....

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  3. Happy Birthday Debbie,
    I hope you are having a wonderful day.

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  4. Happy birthday Debbie! Umm, do you really appreciate that smoothie....? I would have chosen something entirely different for you :)

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  5. Happy Birthday! Hope you had a great day, and that your time with your family tonight will be even better.

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  6. THANK YOU AGAIN!

    Friends (from this pub)have stopped by my place and left well wishes. The cake is delicious. I have some unbelievable Cabernets breathing as I speak and the vodka belly shots with my new smoothie aren't so bad either.

    Thanks for clarifying the pantie discussion, my sons will be stopping by later, hehe!

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  7. Happy bday Debbie!

    (Max - next time, pick a guy a little more buff, k?)

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  8. I can never please you. Shall I photoshop some hair on his chest at least?

    He came with the vodka ad. I didn't have any choice. :)

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  9. Next time pick tequila - a little Margaritaville is always the preferred taste. And yeh - can you photoshop some hair on his chest and give him a manly haircut (versus the girl one he has now?)?

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  10. Petra - and THEN what would you do to him? Hmmmm? Please describe in considerable detail for the entertainment of the pub clientele, if you don't mind. :)

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  11. And, Jesus, Petra. At least say happy birthday to Debbie. Or did you just stare at the guy with the bottle and not even read the title of the post?

    (As if you were hypnotized... :)

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  12. I'm sorry Petra. You already did, this morning, above. Forgive me. I owe you one.

    One tequila. One Marguerita. One something. You got it. Just go behind the bar and get it. On the house.

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  14. Geez Max. You slam me for not saying HBD when I said HBD. Think I will sulk away into the shadows. I know when my zombie breath offends....

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  15. Petra, I apologized for the oversight. I know you said it. Sorry.

    And get put on your other avatar - you look like you are peeping in the window. Creepy. Like a damn zombie or something.

    Are we really out of wine? No way... :)

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  16. Out of wine... Ooops that might be my fault

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  17. "Get put on your other avatar?" what the hell does that mean???

    And yes - damnit! I have like 2 swallows left and I will be out of wine. DAMNIT

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  18. It means "don't change anything. You are just perfect the way you are right now." What did you think it meant?

    There is a whole wine cellar full of exotic and expensive wines. I thought you knew that.

    Want some? You will have to drink a little tequila first if you don't mind. Ok?

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  19. Well, Max should probably head out now. You guys take care of the pub now.

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  20. No warning needed my friend. None at all. My co workers are slobbbering. Happy Happy Birthday Debbie.

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