Saturday, July 26, 2008
Screw it. Max is back.
There are many ways to skin a cat. The important thing to remember is that you end up with a worthless pelt and a dead cat, no matter how it's done. —Mark Twain
Fingers aren't meant to bend sideways. Watch your ass. —Rev. Qelqoth, Slap & Tickle chaplain and bouncer.
Meet the new Slap & Tickle assistant bouncer. Her name is Commander Amanda. She will be under Rev. Qelqoth for the time being. Be rude to Caroline or make Caroline sad, and Amanda will rip your cojones off and serve them as a side with your fish and chips. Ask her where the smooth boy bartender pretenders are right now, and whether or not they've stopped crying yet. You have nothing to fear if you are a lady. The Commander really, really LIKES ladies.