Cult of Qelqoth By Relax Max on Oct 11, 2008
"Well, I didn’t rape her. Pretty sure of that. I didn’t finish though. I’m pretty sure she did. Maybe it wasn’t her after all. But she had a limo. And a big fucking driver who threw me and my cumless dick out on the pavement in a really bad part of town. Thank God.
Ummm, what the fuck blog am I on again?"
Oh, yeah. That's class all right.
And how crass was he to poor EttaRose at first? Did she deserve that kind of treatment?
And poor Chica? How quickly they forget! Here is Max's fake picture of Chica (who Max called "Karen Price" just to be mean.)
Oh, yeah. That's showing the love to one of this sorry blog's most loyal followers.
I won't even go into how he relentlessly attacked Debbie. To the point she had to get outside therapy. She still refuses to follow this blog because of what he did to her.
And he has the audacity to brag about the Canucklehead Wars. There wouldn't even have been any Canucklehead Wars if Max hadn't stolen Canucklehead's EntreWidget picture off Canuck's blog and made up a fake post that said how much Canucklehead idolized Max. And he didn't even know him. That takes balls. And I don't suppose you have any idea what he did to the Amazon leader in her tent after the battle, either. Oooooooh Noooooo. What a loser!
Go ahead. Love him. Like I said, I have to live with him.
PS - He doesn't bathe either.