Tuesday, June 12, 2012

A great collection of puns

People who enjoy puns (or any plays on words) are obviously very intelligent. Show you're intelligent by visiting Sage's list of outrageously funny puns without delay.


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    1. You should go read them. They're funny!

      But I know you won't, so here are a few:

      I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

      When chemists die, they barium.

      Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

      I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

      How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

      I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.


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