Sunday, June 24, 2012

DEAR WALMART


DEAR WALMART
I BUY HP PRINTER FROM YOU FEW DAY. IT ARRIVE TODAY. FEDEX GUY THROW ON PORCH AND I FIND. I AM SO HAPPY WITH 97 CENTS SHIPPING CHARGE THAT I AM GOING TO NOW ORDER A (LARGE) BAG OF LAY'S FIERY HOT POTATO CHIPS THAT YOUR AD SHOWS FOR 3.99. I ASSUME THE SAME 97 CENT SHIPPING APPLIES AND IT IS WORTH IT NOT TO DRIVE TO STORE AND WAIT IN LINE.
I GIVE YOU 6 STARS ON THE  PRINTER EVEN THOUGH I JUST BARELY GOT IT OUT OF BOX. I COULDN'T WAIT. I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING "ELSE" IN THIS REVIEW COMMENT, BUT THEN I SEE YOU MAKE ME SIGN IN. HA HA.

LOVE, MAX.

PS - WHY YOU HP INK PRICES SO HIGH?

4 comments:

  1. Hmmmm that sounds genuine......

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  2. You spoilt it with the PS. Otherwise, perfect. Nearly.

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    1. The PS is icing on the cake. I improved on perfection.

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