What? Ok, I know I can't spoof you into believing this is an oboe simply by hiding the mouthpiece. But only broken clarinets were available on google image, at least wildly broken ones. No bombers or radio waves either.
Maybe it was about to be assembled.
What was about to be reassembled?
The obinet. Clarinetly. Oboeviously.
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