I know a lot of people are doing church signs, but the following are funny.
1. Tonight's sermon: "What is Hell?" (Come early and hear our choir practice.)
2. Correction. The following typo appeared in our last church bulletin: "Lunch will be gin at 12:15." Please correct this to read: "12 noon."
3. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The evening sermon: "Searching for Jesus."