President Clinton gets off his White House helicopter with a pig under one arm. The marine salutes and says, "Nice pig, sir." Clinton says, "Got it for Chelsea." Marine goes, "Nice trade, sir."
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Guy walks into the Good Mixer in Camden Town with a pig under one arm and ordered a pint. Slightly stunned barman serves the pint and asks, "Where did you get him?"
Won him in a raffle, says the pig.
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Little boy is lost in the supermarket, can't find his daddy. "What's your daddy like?" the clerk asks."
"Beer and women with big boobs," says the lad.
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I'm just a social drinker. Every time someone says they'll have a drink, I say, "Social I!"
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Man walks into a pub with an alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
The barman says they do.
"Then gimme a pint and a lawyer for my alligator."
