Man walks into a room and asks for a pub.
Canucklehead was drunk again.
I think we are going to start concocting house drinks named after our regular customers.
Anybody want to come up with the ingredients for a Canucklehead cocktail?
"Beer" is already taken.
I'm serious. What would the ingredients of a Canucklehead be?
They had a raffle at a Polish wedding last Saturday evening at the reception. Second prize was to spend the evening with the bride. First prize was a ham. Ta DUM da. Take my wife. Please.