Thursday, July 18, 2013

Country. Gotta Love It.


I turned 21 in prison, doing life without parole. No one could steer me right but mama tried.
—Merl Haggard

Right now on the country tv channel there is a commercial for something called "Colon Flow". Whoa. Says I can get a free 30 day supply. No thanks.

"They literally built me a new vertebra using pieces from my pelvis. And I became one of the very first American Gladiators." By god.

(**these statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.)

"Stand by your man, and tell the world you love him..."
—Tammy Wynette (just before she left her husband and ran off with George Jones)

"Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life."
—Bobby Bare

The RFD channel boasts the Molly B. Polka Party every Saturday night at 8, Mountain. Previously recorded from Ennis, Texas and Frankenmuth, Michigan. Do you speak Czech? Could you tell if I were faking it while I played an accordion? Are there too many worthless TV channels being offered by DirecTV in New Mexico?




4 comments:

  1. No one has questioned it, but perhaps Tammy was singing about George!

    I love country music and am proud to admit to loving it!

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  2. I used to like Country. Not so much anymore.

    Thank you for your comment. :)

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  3. A stall on Wednesday's market sells Irish Country and Western.
    He plays it loud! Yet I never see anyone buying....

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    1. Ah, the country music of western Ireland.

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