White smoke

Alexander Pope

I've just learned that the Catholics have chosen a new pope. I am so happy. Now I can eat again. For the past few days I have been afraid to go to the grocers to buy food, for fear of missing the announcement.

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Sydney Pope

Fisherman Pope/Ohio Amish

Santa Pope

Golf Pope

Yarmulke Pope

French Pope

Patrick Pope

NASCAR Pope

Ronald McDonald Pope

I'm Outta Here Pope

(Baseball Pope)

Texas Pope

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Blonde ambition

A blonde needs extra income, so she's out looking for part-time work. She knocks on the door and a man answers. She asks if he has anything she can do to earn some extra money. He tells her she can paint his porch and he will give her $35. She agrees and he gives her the paint and a big brush. Two hours later, she knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished paining his porch. He pays her $35. She leaves.

She pauses and turns back to face the man and says

"By the way, mister, that's a Jaguar, not a Porsche."

Dating game