Tuesday, August 24, 2010

First Ship in Carly

Apologies to Soubriquet


  1. Have you been drinking the loony-soup?

    Have you heard the story of the inmates at the lunatic asylum, looking over the wall, and seeing a farmer with a manure spreader behind his tractor.
    One of the inmates asks "What's that?"
    "It's cowshit and straw"
    "What are you going to do with it?"
    "I'm going to spread it on my strawberries".....

    A long pause, while they frown and puzzle over this....

    "Come inside! We have cream on ours!"


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