Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Cherry pie please, and step on it

3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West and sidles up to the bar. "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

How do you save a drowning man? Take yer foot off his head.

A chicken sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barkeep says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

So the couple stopped after three because they heard that every fourth child born is Chinese.

Kirk materializes standing on top of the VIP front table at the Federation Ambassadors' wives testimonial dinner and immediately gets on the communicator. "Very funny, Scottie. Now beam up my clothes."

Run like hell if a blonde throws a pin at you because it means she still has the grenade in her mouth.


  1. That is a pure bowfin picture that so it is min!

  2. Hey what did the Mexican firefighter name his new twin boys?

    Hose A and Hose B

  3. @Adullamite - Bowfin? Well, you're free to copy it and print it up and hang it over your bed if you like. :)

    @Sue - Not funny Sue. (Yes it is) :)

  4. Your damn right it's funny! ;-)

    Do you want me to find you some more?

    So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
    They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
    And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!"

    And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"


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