'ello m'dear. Are you new here? I like your little barmaid's outfit. Little green skirt and all. Look like a leprechaun schoolgirl, you do. Except for the fishnets and the big wad of bubble gum.I'll have a pint of...wtf? What would I order? You need to put up a drink list, miss.
I'll work on it mr.This place is still new you know.
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