tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post3691955685935661657..comments2023-06-05T23:52:59.018-06:00Comments on The Slap & Tickle: Mortals (not morals)Relax Maxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-17518040439913500582011-08-05T14:01:53.111-06:002011-08-05T14:01:53.111-06:00He keeps trying to bass everyone around.He keeps trying to bass everyone around.Sheila @ A Postcard a Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09140046386364588303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-3347996073496613372011-08-05T13:23:38.628-06:002011-08-05T13:23:38.628-06:00No need to get crabby about it.
Eejits.No need to get crabby about it.<br /><br />Eejits.Tanisha's Placehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07670797648234249055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-57306697876044484242011-08-05T13:15:46.755-06:002011-08-05T13:15:46.755-06:00Typhoon! Typhoon!
It killed 55 people in London.....Typhoon! Typhoon! <br />It killed 55 people in London...! <br />You better go down below, miss. <br />- She's awake. She sees. - She don't see. <br />As long as she ate the mouse, she can't see nor hear. Now sing.<br />—Rosemary's BabyRelax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-9434315082216681842011-08-05T13:15:28.468-06:002011-08-05T13:15:28.468-06:00Just mullet over.Just mullet over.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-21584790441174044002011-08-05T13:13:32.512-06:002011-08-05T13:13:32.512-06:00I'll stop. I don't care. I've haddoc...I'll stop. I don't care. I've haddock about enough of this. Cod you stop too?A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-5191718051923301372011-08-05T13:04:42.754-06:002011-08-05T13:04:42.754-06:00Girls only, softly and sweetly: "Who's th...Girls only, softly and sweetly: "Who's that knooooocking at my door? Who's that knoooooking at my door? Who's that knooooooking at my door, cried the fair young maiden.<br /><br />Boys, gruffly and loudly: "IT'S ME IT'S ME, I'M HOME FROM THE SEE, I'M BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR! IT'S ME IT'S ME, SO GO CLIMB A TREE, SAID BARNACLE BILL THE SAILOR!"Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-49303477953495338952011-08-05T13:02:12.526-06:002011-08-05T13:02:12.526-06:00A pair of irons could. Maybe not regular winkles.
...A pair of irons could. Maybe not regular winkles.<br /><br />I don't want to do this. Please stop now.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-5645840569493615152011-08-05T13:00:30.135-06:002011-08-05T13:00:30.135-06:00Cackles and muscles
Alive, alive-OCackles and muscles<br />Alive, alive-ORelax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-72740177522577409102011-08-05T12:55:32.251-06:002011-08-05T12:55:32.251-06:00Just a load of old barnacles really.Just a load of old barnacles really.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-11526199415783598122011-08-05T12:52:06.614-06:002011-08-05T12:52:06.614-06:00But at that age it's hard to winkle them out.But at that age it's hard to winkle them out.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-28792273687189889162011-08-05T12:50:25.847-06:002011-08-05T12:50:25.847-06:00*wherever oysters make pearls.
In the cockles of...*wherever oysters make pearls. <br /><br />In the cockles of their hearts.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-59433013190314836022011-08-05T12:43:25.527-06:002011-08-05T12:43:25.527-06:00Just clam up, Max.Just clam up, Max.Tal E Wackerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16326380323440462908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-73550162593804303712011-08-05T12:32:36.387-06:002011-08-05T12:32:36.387-06:00Do old deep sea oysters have 500 year old muscles?...Do old deep sea oysters have 500 year old muscles?Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-29039560411970981732011-08-05T12:31:42.790-06:002011-08-05T12:31:42.790-06:00Can you imagine the size of the pearl after 500 ye...Can you imagine the size of the pearl after 500 years? Can you imagine being irritated by grains of sand in your delicates* for 500 years? Can you imagine...<br /><br />*wherever oysters make pearls.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-25278622111431395772011-08-05T12:30:00.510-06:002011-08-05T12:30:00.510-06:00Anything that lives 500 years is a baby for a long...Anything that lives 500 years is a baby for a long time. 300 is only a teen. Don't be eating babies OR teens. Go for the boots. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-65655274604496145972011-08-05T12:14:10.337-06:002011-08-05T12:14:10.337-06:00I'm so sorry. Would it be better to eat them ...I'm so sorry. Would it be better to eat them when they're babies?A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-12555767106507820242011-08-05T12:11:03.703-06:002011-08-05T12:11:03.703-06:00You've been eating 500 year old creatures agai...You've been eating 500 year old creatures again. For shame. :)Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-82492378148858717092011-08-02T14:59:01.705-06:002011-08-02T14:59:01.705-06:00I bet those oysters are as tough as old boots.I bet those oysters are as tough as old boots.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04709794851766685322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-36792956457884060522011-08-02T10:29:04.996-06:002011-08-02T10:29:04.996-06:00Well, humans CAN live that long. I explain that pa...Well, humans CAN live that long. I explain that part over on my pay blog.Relax Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051381168322495999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3747947508769983768.post-30523244670842975462011-08-02T03:03:10.128-06:002011-08-02T03:03:10.128-06:00If these creatures last that long why could humans...If these creatures last that long why could humans not do the same. Early bible folks did, why not now?Adullamitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15537659871829290071noreply@blogger.com